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🗓️ 7 September 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. We're still in my living room. We just changed a little some things around. I got a new living room. I now live squarely on Long Island. That's where we are. We got a |
0:19.1 | can pull what do you think of that do you understand listen to me listen to me right now let me explain something to you. Do you realize do you realize that that pool right there. |
0:29.1 | T.T. Jerry is going to put on a bikini one of Vinnie's bikinis and jump in that thing balls first and T bag my steps on by accident at the bottom of the pool. Okay that's you have to understand the chaos that is ensuing because of you the fans and because of everyone that supported me and I appreciate it dearly so much we got a house we got a house for the girls I have a family of all little girls. Okay it's me Vinnie and then I have I have I have my beautiful I have my beautiful |
0:59.1 | stepdaughter and my two my two other daughters and we're all just we're all just little girls. My steps on sitting off to the right and doesn't care at all I've met you the same three times he's not looking up from the |
1:10.7 | fault I'm trying to say anything to get a rise out of him and he'll say nothing and he'll do nothing and I'll just sit here and be just this is what be to step that is just a |
1:19.3 | fanceless fucking job. Where do everything and I get no nobody says thanks. He still hasn't looked up. Oh there's my daughter violet crying homeless pimp |
1:33.2 | for three hours to get here stuck in traffic. Welcome to a new life homeless people I mean are you ready to do this once a week to just sit in traffic for three hours. Dude what do you think of the house though. |
1:44.7 | It's awesome and I love it the chaos here very Chevy Chase vibes. Yeah so what we're going to do is the next few weeks of the next few weeks of |
1:52.8 | episodes what I think we'll do is we'll test different rooms in the house to find out because what you might be noticing we don't have the chaos |
2:00.5 | couch the chaos couch is still at in the apartment in Brooklyn we're having fully moved in here but the chaos couch will be |
2:09.3 | placed either in the garage or the basement or outside in the curb when Vinnie throws me out because she finally got what she wanted in the house and she |
2:16.7 | now she has no more use for me because she said she wants no more kids and she's got the house so I make it kick to the curb so fellas open up your D. |
2:24.8 | EBS. Oh yeah go speak it to the mic how you ready for this you ready for this chaos you're ready for this |
2:30.9 | gas pregnant again Vinnie thinks she's pregnant again already she's literally not 100% sure she's not pregnant she's going to the doctor next week |
2:40.3 | Irish twins what would you do if she's pregnant again Pimp would you just give up |
2:45.3 | I could to show it's even too much for him I would just be like how could you not go at least a year at least sober from pregnancy dude it's one of those |
2:59.0 | do you know no Vin be honest with us be honest be honest again this is Joe Derose's no but seriously do you genuinely think like there's like an |
3:11.0 | actual like what percentage like not being funny at all even though we're in the Chris E.K. as podcast hashtag CCP do you |
3:17.6 | think a little more than a 50% chance you're being dead serious yes how was it even possible she's only |
3:23.9 | told you have to explain this to you after you having two kids as explains you how it works but how because you've |
3:31.4 | only because we see you don't know if you keep making the same mistake but how can I how can how can you get pregnant when all you've |
3:36.7 | done is put on a dildo and bang me your moths |
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