LIFE IS A CONSPIRACY | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 33

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting for the last time from his Brooklyn apartment. We talk conspiracy theories about the Taliban. Chris ALREADY has some pool issues. We chat with Ti Ti's parole officer. How should we celebrate Ti Ti's birthday in Florida? Sound off in the comments. Vinny chimes in and talks about how hard moving is with Mr.Chaos. We answer a few fan questions. One fan has some WILD ideas about what's really going on in the world right now. CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody how you doing welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos we are back
0:09.3	on the chaos couch casting because the house that I said I didn't have enough money for
0:18.2	and because I didn't pay my taxes is flooded.
0:21.8	So we had to come back to the chaos couch with the roaches and the families in the back
0:29.1	room being silent.
0:31.1	Shout out my next door neighbor for my shirt.
0:33.8	Thank you.
0:34.8	I'm going to let my thighs roam free today.
0:37.2	I'm going to go Chrissy thundersize today because I want to tell you something I want to
0:40.7	look to the camera and I want to tell you something.
0:43.1	I am beautiful.
0:44.4	I am strong.
0:45.9	I love myself and I want you guys to give yourself a hug today as we start the show.
0:52.2	Okay.
0:53.2	I want to start being more positive.
0:55.2	I don't want the only thing to be positive on me be HPV anymore.
0:59.9	I want I want and COVID.
1:02.6	I want to be more positive because a lot of you guys you know and by the way I appreciate
1:06.6	all the support from the fans a lot of you guys come up to me on the street now you know
1:09.8	you say what's up Chrissy bidships lunch lady ass you throw packs of mayonnaise at me
1:16.1	and I know you do that because I beat myself up weekend and week out on the podcast which
1:21.2	I like to do and it's fun to do and you know I know last week then you know set out of
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