Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. This week,

trial serratops, Keel Files suit against his brother Aaron over a bet they made in childhood.

The tagline of the film Jurassic Park is an adventure 65 million years in the making.

Keel contends the film took 65 million years to make. Aaron disagrees.

Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the

courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. Okay, so what movie was I doing in 1978?

Anyone? Anyone? No, not the fly. That's 1986. Okay, the answer is thank God it's Friday.

Yeah, it was a disco movie. I met Donna Summer on that movie. Oh, and what Donna Summer song did she

date you in that movie? Bailiff Jesse Thorn, please swear the litigants in.

Keel, Aaron, please rise and raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth?

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help you God or whatever.

Whatever I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he's

well short of 65 million years in the making? Absolutely.

Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. A mere half century in the making Jesse,

Keel and Aaron, you may be seated for immediate summary judgment. One of your

favors can either of you name the piece of popular cultural referencing that I did when I entered

the courtroom. Aaron, why don't you guess first? Which one of you is your brother's correct?

Correct. Which one of you is the elder brother? Keel is the elder by about two and a half years.

All right. All right. Aaron, you get you get baby brother privilege. What is your what is your

guess? Whom whome was I quoting? I would have to guess Charlton Heston.

So Aaron, in what context are you guessing Charlton Heston? Do you think he was in the movie?

Thank God it's Friday, the disco movie or what? I guess it's just wishful thinking mostly.

...