The Veil of Honor

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket! When should one change the lint filter (aka lint screen)? Are raisins good? Should we be compelled to apologize for every fart, even if we are in a separate room from anyone who can hear it? Plus the return of THE GREAT LAKES BEACH REPORT! And much more!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorne. We're in Chambers
0:06.6	this week to clear the docket. And with me, as always, is the man with the softest
0:13.1	chore coat in all of Brooklyn, Judge John Hodgman.
0:15.9	Yeah, I got a chore. I got a chore coat. I'm in a chore coat mood.
0:20.5	Nothing wrong with a chore coat. Jesse, how would you describe what a chore coat is
0:24.4	to the people out there?
0:26.2	A chore coat is a type of typically work jacket with four patch pockets, usually.
0:32.3	Yeah, maybe sometimes three, but typically four patch pockets.
0:35.8	Two in two and two over your your boob areas.
0:38.9	Yeah. And a square hem, no darts. It looks sort of like a boxy.
0:45.3	It's boxy. Yeah. It's boxy with boxy like that kid from Battlestar Galactica.
0:50.0	Yeah, okay. Yeah, with pockets with with with buttons up the front with pockets up the front
0:57.0	with buttons up the front. Did you end up putting it in the put it in the dryer with
1:01.3	the gun?
1:02.3	What happened, everybody is I bought I bought it blind off of a website. I couldn't find
1:05.8	anything on put this on. You should have some more chore jackets on there because there's
1:10.2	a very classic blue French chore jacket that they make a lot of reference.
1:16.0	The kind of thing that was famous for wearing. Yeah, exactly. I went to a vintage shop and
1:20.8	bought one of these things blind. It's this old gray piece of overall. I think the brand
1:26.0	is universal. I don't want to take it off right now, but I'll let you know if I made
1:29.6	of a mistake later. Jennifer Marmer, after the credits, maybe I'll sneak in with a surprise
1:34.4	post credit sequence to reveal the brand of this thing, but it's a vintage, it's a very
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