Getting to Know Joe Biden

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Trevor covers Joe Biden's long political career, from his history of gaffes to his war of words with President Donald Trump leading up to the 2020 presidential race. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Joe Biden, former vice president and Barack Obama's token white friend.
0:12.0	Joe Biden, like most old people, wasn't always old.
0:17.4	In fact, when he started his political career, he was the fresh face.
0:21.7	Biden Senate career began with him as the fifth youngest senator ever elected at 29,
0:26.8	in 1972.
0:27.8	He served in the Senate for three decades.
0:30.3	Biden's early years in the Senate saw seismic political change.
0:34.2	The end of the Vietnam War.
0:36.2	The impeachment of Richard Nixon.
0:39.1	Biden never moved to Washington,
0:41.1	choosing instead to commute home by train each night.
0:44.3	He has a nickname of Amtrak Joe.
0:46.6	I take this train literally.
0:48.2	I take it over 7,400 times since I got in the Senate.
0:52.2	My people don't just love Joe Biden because he's a dancer of everyday man.
0:55.2	No, people love him because he's an adorable goofball.
0:59.0	In fact, the only thing that spends more time in Biden's mouth than those perfect teeth is his own foot.
1:04.0	His biggest possible weakness, his reputation for verbal gaffes.
1:07.5	As Barack says, a three-letter word,
1:10.0	jobs, J-O-B-S jobs.
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