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🗓️ 24 August 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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0:00.0 | Did you dig ever been like yo, this is too hard |
0:06.0 | Blu-choo |
0:08.9 | No, but I have had those pumps when I was like okay |
0:12.3 | Yeah, I'm out here. Yo, I'm laying pipe and this is let's take note |
0:17.7 | I'm gonna call a police artist make sketch this dick for me one time. So I can remember it next Tuesday |
0:22.4 | How do they become that? Well, how do you become a sketch artist like you went because you wanted to be a famous modern artist |
0:27.9 | And then you're just sketching fucking bad guy how how shitty do you feel about yourself? Oh, no |
0:32.5 | I feel like no one went to like the |
0:35.0 | Rhode Island School of Design. I was like I can't wait to work for the police department |
0:38.4 | You what's the job interview for that you just sit there and they go they give you a piece of paper and a crayon the crayon and like |
0:43.5 | Do me |
0:44.7 | That or they go or they go big nose like small face and the guy goes do they go yeah |
0:51.6 | He's like me. No, no |
0:54.5 | I know |
0:57.5 | See see if this makes sense you're I got |
1:00.1 | I'm feeling more you know logical I guess |
1:04.5 | How come we're born swimming but when we're born we can't swim |
1:09.1 | We you can swim when you're born when you're born. What no? Yes, you drowned. No, you don't I'm telling me |
1:15.8 | We've already googled it. Baby since when baby you put it |
1:19.4 | You would think we've ever googled this buddy first of all very careful |
1:23.3 | No, this feels they're not a people drowned |
1:25.9 | How do people drown? Yeah, they get out of like if you take a newborn newborn baby and you put it in a pool it'll swim |
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