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Stiff Socks

Trevor Can't Swim?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Did you dig ever been like yo, this is too hard

0:06.0

Blu-choo

0:08.9

No, but I have had those pumps when I was like okay

0:12.3

Yeah, I'm out here. Yo, I'm laying pipe and this is let's take note

0:17.7

I'm gonna call a police artist make sketch this dick for me one time. So I can remember it next Tuesday

0:22.4

How do they become that? Well, how do you become a sketch artist like you went because you wanted to be a famous modern artist

0:27.9

And then you're just sketching fucking bad guy how how shitty do you feel about yourself? Oh, no

0:32.5

I feel like no one went to like the

0:35.0

Rhode Island School of Design. I was like I can't wait to work for the police department

0:38.4

You what's the job interview for that you just sit there and they go they give you a piece of paper and a crayon the crayon and like

0:43.5

Do me

0:44.7

That or they go or they go big nose like small face and the guy goes do they go yeah

0:51.6

He's like me. No, no

0:54.5

I know

0:57.5

See see if this makes sense you're I got

1:00.1

I'm feeling more you know logical I guess

1:04.5

How come we're born swimming but when we're born we can't swim

1:09.1

We you can swim when you're born when you're born. What no? Yes, you drowned. No, you don't I'm telling me

1:15.8

We've already googled it. Baby since when baby you put it

1:19.4

You would think we've ever googled this buddy first of all very careful

1:23.3

No, this feels they're not a people drowned

1:25.9

How do people drown? Yeah, they get out of like if you take a newborn newborn baby and you put it in a pool it'll swim

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