84: Dropping Dick Off

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	It's gone fly!
0:01.5	I didn't put a peanut collard up there!
0:05.2	Stop.
0:06.3	Wait a minute.
0:07.1	Yep, but I better...
0:07.9	You know it's crazy, it's Bruno Mars, he's addicted to cocaine, isn't he?
0:11.1	I think that's he got an issue with cocaine.
0:13.6	It's so little.
0:14.7	He's a little man.
0:15.5	I feel like you could just give him like, I don't know, half of the dust
0:19.8	of the bottom of the sour skittle and he'd be geeked.
0:22.0	Geeked.
0:22.4	He doesn't need...
0:23.2	When he does a key bump, he does like a fish or price keep.
0:25.4	Not even like an adult key.
0:26.7	An OG key, yeah.
0:28.3	People love doing cocaine with him.
0:29.6	Me on the opposite, you see the nose.
0:31.2	I'm kidding, guys.
0:32.0	You know what else you see?
0:32.9	What is brand new studio?
0:34.8	Hey, yo!
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