Travel in the Time of Coronavirus | Mark Ruffalo

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Trevor reflects on travel during the COVID-19 era, Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. talk sports, and Mark Ruffalo reflects on Jacob Blake's shooting in his hometown of Kenosha, WI. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Hey, what's going on everybody?
0:07.0	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:09.1	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:10.5	Today is Tuesday, the 15th of September.
0:13.4	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:15.6	As your kids go back to school, please make sure that their teachers are covering the subjects
0:21.2	that they need to know now more than ever.
0:24.5	Reading, writing, and most importantly, punching people for paper towels.
0:29.5	You can't get paper towels right now.
0:31.4	Anyway, on tonight's show, scientists have found a backup planet.
0:34.8	Michael Coster and Roy Wood Jr. get back into sports, and Donald Trump has solved climate change.
0:40.6	So let's do this people.
0:41.8	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:46.0	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch, somewhere in the world.
0:50.7	This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
0:54.2	Here's a dish.
0:56.2	Let's kick things off without a space.
0:59.2	It's the reason people who aren't perverts have telescopes.
1:02.2	For years, scientists have been asking if there is life on Mars, but it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place.
1:11.2	Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on Venus.
1:15.2	Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and it's cloaked in clouds of toxic gas.
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