Back in Black - Suburban Survival Guide | Jon Tester & Big Sean
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, what's going on everybody? |
| 0:07.2 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.9 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:10.2 | Today is Wednesday, the 16th of September. |
| 0:13.0 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:15.4 | September is Apple picking season. |
| 0:18.2 | But if you're worried about how to go out and pick apples and be safe, just do what black |
| 0:23.6 | people do. |
| 0:25.1 | Don't go. |
| 0:26.1 | Anyway, until next show, celebrities take down Facebook. |
| 0:29.2 | Lewis Black helps you move to the suburbs and Donald Trump attacks the real president. |
| 0:34.3 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:36.0 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:40.4 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:44.9 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:48.6 | Here's an issue. |
| 0:50.8 | Let's kick things off with Brianna Taylor. |
| 0:53.8 | It has been six months now since the 26 year old EMT was killed in her own apartment by |
| 0:59.6 | Louisville police. |
| 1:01.3 | And after months of protests in the streets, online and at major sporting events, the city |
| 1:07.0 | of Louisville has finally responded. |
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