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Yo! What's going on everybody? Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. I'm Trevor Noah.

Today is Monday, the 14th of September, which means we are now just 50 days away from Election Day.

Which means you've got just enough time to build your bunker for when the post-election civil war begins.

Yeah! Make sure to include toilet paper. Anyway, on tonight's show, someone bought Abraham Lincoln's hair.

Dulce Sloan digs into black hair and the anti-maskers want the government out of their hair. It's a special all-hair episode.

So let's do it people. Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. Here's an edition.

Let's kick things off on the West Coast. You know, the part of America that keeps Nevada from getting wet.

Extreme wildfires have been devastating the region for over a week now. And as if the natural disaster isn't bad enough, it's being made worse by some serious human stupidity.

Raging wildfires in California, Oregon and Washington state are burning out of control of this hour. At least 35 people have died.

Officials describe conditions as, quote, apocalyptic.

As if the fatal, massive wildfires weren't enough to contend with. Well, now officials in Oregon are having to plead with residents to ignore a QAnon conspiracy theory that is quickly spreading online.

The false claim says Antifa is to blame for starting the fires. A clacamas county sheriff's deputy has been placed on leave after a video went viral of him falsely claiming that antifascists started fires in Oregon.

Antifa mother f***ing.

Okay. Right.

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