TRASHPAST (ft. Pierre Novellie)

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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It's the first Edinburgh episode! Pierre Novellie (@pierrenovellie) joins 2/3 of the garbagemen, Riley (@raaleh) and Milo (@milo_edwards) to talk about the past, which we hear is the new future, as time is a flat circle. We talk nostalgia, erotic illuminated manuscripts, and a problematic confederate monument to haemherroids. We also talk about some technological things, including dumb inventions and some more sinister inventions. If you're in Edinburgh, and by some miracle tickets are still available, buy them early and often to Pierre Novellie, 9:45 PM every night at the Pleasance.

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0:00.0	Start taking out of
0:03.0	Start taking note.
0:07.0	We are going to Start taking note We can't even make half the teachers go to work
0:26.6	Like in Mexico where they've realized that like 10% of the teachers play
0:31.1	They're all that just dead teachers
0:32.6	Yeah, genuinely like Mexico
0:34.6	Mexico like every year, the president of Mexico will go,
0:39.1	another billion dollars for education.
0:41.7	And everyone goes, whey, and throws their hats in there.
0:44.0	And then it all goes on iPads, and then the iPads get sold immediately by the people who get them.
0:49.1	And the rest of it gets nicked or intimidated out of them by drug cartels.
0:53.2	And nothing changes. and Mexico has a
0:56.2	worse the best state school in Mexico has a worse literacy and numeracy rate than the worst school
1:02.6	in Uganda. Wow. But once society is corrupt, it doesn't matter how much funding you give it,
1:10.5	the funding will paste through the little holes. But what we don't, it doesn't matter how much funding you give it, the funding will
1:11.4	paste through the little holes.
1:13.1	But what we haven't realized here is that due to the leapfrog app, the cartels all have
1:18.8	excellent spelling and grammar now.
1:21.7	They're on durolingo as well.
1:24.0	They're on duolingo as well.
1:24.8	They're working on Mandarin.
1:27.2	They can be corrupt in so many languages now.
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