Tony the Tapeworm (A Sweet and Good Minisode With the "Boys")

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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MINI-SODE ALERT! FULL 'SODE NEXT WEEK! The Garbagemen Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@milo_edwards), and Charlie (a digital hermit) sat down to discuss a lot of the funniest and best takes on the Hellscape of Late Stage Capitalism (tm), but the internet crapped out after a short period of time. I suspect a fiendish plot to make me stop posting. But we nonetheless managed to salvage a fun little snippet of our meeting of the minds - it may sound like we're doing racist caricatures of Italian American accents, but those are our real "no foolin" voices. Eyyyyyy my real name-a-duccio is Broshoot Fugghedabowdit. Like and subscribe on facebook, follow us on twitter @trashfuturepodcast, and other than that, grind yourself to dust under the boot heel of the Business Industry until we're back with in full effect next week.

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0:00.0	It's, I feel like it's either, like, some weird, like, tech thing, which is what it's likely to be.
0:19.7	Or it is like one of those, like, cutesy names they give to sex's likely to be. Or it is, like, one of those, like,
0:21.4	cutesy names they give to sex toys they're trying to sell to women. Like, the Tobala can fit
0:26.7	entirely inside your anus, and you'll barely even notice it's in there until you turn it on.
0:30.9	Oh, I see. Yeah, I was going to say that's very bad sex toy. You slightly want to notice it's there.
0:37.3	Essentially the Emperor's new dildo
0:39.2	the tapeworm is like the original sex toy
0:42.8	you barely notice it's inside you for months
0:48.2	and then pull it out of your anus
0:49.7	that's even not you gabber ghoul that's actually
0:55.9	another aspect of the scaramucci system
0:59.6	lose weight instantly by ingesting a tapeworm
1:02.9	it's your uncle
1:05.3	it's your uncle
1:06.9	it's your uncle
1:08.2	it's your uncle polly well his full name is
1:09.8	a polly tapewormaperdiliano.
1:13.6	That's awful.
1:14.6	Tape-a-wormly and easy.
1:18.6	It's so easy to lose weight. They put it right in the name.
1:22.6	We should have seen it from the start.
1:24.6	So your grandfather, Tony, he wanted to make this guy sign the contract.
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