TRASHCINEMA - The Emoji Movie (ft. Lulu Popplewell and Alex Kealy)

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

EDINBURGH EPISODE NUMBER TWO No Charlie (@cfppalmer) this week, so Riley (@raaleh) and Milo (@milo_edwards) kidnapped our friends Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) and Lulu Popplewell (@lulu_popplewell) and rolled into the Edinburgh cinema at 11 AM one fine August morning and literally BROKE OUR CEREBELLUMS watching this gossamer web of dreams unfold into the body horror phantasmagoria that is... THE EMOJI MOVIE. The Emoji Movie is basically the tape from the ring, but the ghost girl comes out of the screen immediately and instead of killing you, she just lobotomises you. I've bought three timeshares since making this recording. Fuck you all for making me do this in theory. You can check out Alex's show, the Art of the Keal, in Edinburgh at Just the Tonic at the caves, every day at 4:20 (nice). Lulu's show, Chumbags, every day at 5:45 in Southsider. You could probably sell them both reverse mortgages now.

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0:00.0	This is Riley's mic
0:02.0	And my mental state is degenerating
0:03.8	Lulu's mic
0:06.4	Ditto similar
0:07.8	Milo's Mike
0:10.3	My mental state was never in a condition
0:12.5	of not being degenerated
0:13.7	Alex's mic
0:16.2	I was having a nice time
0:17.1	This item before this movie
0:18.1	I was having a nice time this I remember before this one of you. All right. Start taking out Hi, welcome to trash future, the movie, the movie.
0:46.1	Trash Future, the movie.
0:47.7	You've already fucked the podcast up, Riley, and we're like three seconds in.
0:53.1	This film has made you stupid.
0:56.3	It's the movie where we watch a bad podcast.
0:59.3	We talk about it.
1:01.6	I love watching those podcasts that we hear so much about.
1:04.9	Shouts out the Flop House.
1:08.5	You tried to mock your catchphrase and then didn't get it.
1:12.9	I really...
1:13.5	Shout out to Stephen Seagall who's actually in this movie.
1:15.6	We couldn't get anyone else.
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