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🗓️ 28 May 2019
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In which we remember the 1950s charity drive to raise reindeer funds for a tribe of Scandinavian telepaths--a problem they really should have seen coming. Certificate #37239.
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0:00.0 | Omn is a production of High Heart Radio. |
0:02.0 | We are going to support emergency for the first time in a |
0:07.0 | opposition, |
0:08.0 | and uh... |
0:10.0 | We are seeing Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
0:17.9 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
0:23.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, |
0:26.9 | we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
0:30.7 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and |
0:34.1 | esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from an |
0:38.3 | advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our |
0:42.0 | transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
0:45.5 | This is our time capsule. |
0:47.4 | This is the Omsbus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have access entry 1049. |
1:15.0 | D.E.1811. |
1:22.0 | Certificate number 37 239. |
1:25.0 | The Reindeer Wizards |
1:28.0 | This tent called a Kata |
1:30.0 | belongs to the Logia family, |
1:32.0 | which I've been invited to join for the strenuous drive of the reindeer. |
1:36.8 | They're a handsome people and what appears to be special finery they're all wearing is simply everyday clothing. |
1:44.8 | The head of this clan is Johann Logan. |
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