Training Day

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The Illumination's borders knows no bounds -- and live from an undisclosed location, it's the Basketball Illuminati podcast. After the Illumination accepts another high-profile citizen, we untangle the numerology of the NBA's unprecedented scoring spree. 59, 51, 47 from 30, what does it all mean? To help decipher Stephen Curry's scoring rampage, we welcome his long-time trainer Brandon Payne of Accelerate Basketball to the Truth Teller series, who takes us behind the curtain on a hell-ish Trae Young workout this past summer and reveals which players Curry studies to achieve basketball nirvana. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.8	Well, it looks like we have to add a new citizen to the illumination, fellas.
0:15.0	Who's that?
0:15.8	The host of Cyber Night Live. Did you watch on Cyber Night?
0:19.0	Oh, sorry. I must have missed out on SNL, because it's not 1987, Tom.
0:25.0	Boom.
0:27.0	Nice. Nice.
0:29.5	Dave Chappelle. Welcome to the illumination.
0:31.5	What?
0:32.5	The David Chappelle.
0:33.5	Yeah.
0:34.5	I didn't realize it until halfway through the monologue.
0:37.5	He's making illuminati references.
0:39.5	And then he pulled out an illuminati membership card.
0:41.5	Chop the line of cocaine up and get it right into the podium.
0:44.5	He's making references to connecting the lines.
0:47.5	I'd start connecting some kind of lines.
0:49.5	I mean, we always knew he loved basketball.
0:51.5	And yeah, I mean, you don't do game blouses the whole segment.
0:54.5	I didn't know he was such a huge fan of us, because
0:57.5	we've been open in third eyes all across the nation.
1:00.5	By the way, football illuminati coming soon.
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