The D.U.N.C.E. System

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Kyrie Irving has been assigned a six part checklist before he can return to the Nets, a new initiative we at Basketball Illuminati have labeled The D.U.N.C.E. System: Demonstrate Understanding of Nuanced Complex Endorsements. We summon Truth Teller Ethan Sherwood Strauss to elucidate how the player empowerment era has led us to this point. Subscribe to Ethan's Substack: https://houseofstrauss.substack.com/ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:11.0	Notification from Monzo.
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0:26.0	Welcome to LA.
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0:38.0	UK Residence, Terms and Conditions apply.
0:41.0	Well, well, well.
0:43.0	Look who decided to watch the Donnegee documentary, LeBron James.
0:48.0	Only a part of it, Tom. Only a part of it.
0:50.0	Two months late.
0:51.0	He's set on Sunday, 1217 AM.
0:55.0	This is what he tweeted.
0:57.0	I'm gonna be honest.
0:59.0	20 minutes into it, I just had to stop watching.
1:02.0	Untold, Operation Flagrin Fowl, especially with having a game tomorrow.
1:06.0	And I probably won't finish it until I retire.
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