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Shut up a Second

Trails

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerblade, and set yourself on fire. It's the only true way to experience nature.Want to make the suck board the go to mode of transportation? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make that pure dream a reality.

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0:00.0

Sanspence Radio, a journey to the sun may seem like a good idea, but don't forget about skin cancer.

0:05.0

You know, Dragons Dan, where three to four titans of industry hear people's inventions and ideas and decide whether or not they want to invest their not inconsiderable wealth based on their keen business knowledge and understanding of the current market?

0:19.0

Imagine a podcast that's that, but instead

0:21.6

of industry heads, it's myself, my dad, and my younger brother. And instead of listening to other

0:26.4

people's business ideas, we just discuss our own teen vigilante security companies, a lounge for dads

0:31.9

and a fitness maze, to name a few. And instead of using our keen business acumen to decide on the

0:37.1

profitability of a business, we just sort of eyeball it. It's called It's Just Good Business and it's the best family-based comedy business podcast on the market. And I say that, not knowing if it's true. Head to iTunes or Spreeker or whatever and look it up. It's mad. Hey everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotto. And I'm Joel Dusho. Today's topic is trails. Crunch, crunch, crunch. A step, step, step. Uphill. That's not a sound of up. That's not a sound of a trail. It's a behavior of a trail. Zoe, you have to sit this episode out, you're disqualified.

1:11.1

Aw.

1:19.4

Here's my question.

1:21.4

So, step, step was good, crunch, crunch.

1:23.8

I was walking on leaves if you weren't aware.

1:25.1

Along the trail.

1:26.1

I was taking little steps.

1:27.0

What's your favorite trail?

1:28.3

Trail mix.

1:30.2

Is that a kind of trail? No, it's a trail mix. It's a mix to have on the trail. Yeah, what's your favorite trail? Trail, trail mix. He's not incorrect. Trail blazing. That's my favorite. Trail blazing. Blazing saddles. Not a trail, but. involves blazing

1:42.6

involves

1:43.7

can you just blaze

1:45.1

like only on 420

1:47.8

yeah Not a trail, but... It involves blazing. Involves... Can you just blaze?

1:46.2

Like, only on 420.

1:48.6

That's the only time you can blaze.

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