Surprise

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, Jackson tries to explain Jack and the Beanstalk, and Duscher just wants his food to fight back. So sit back in absolute shock as the Shut up a Second team take you for the run around and send you on a bean journey you were in no way prepared for. SURPRISE!Want to help Duscher change his name legally to Charles? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll start writing up the paperwork.

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0:00.0	Sanspence Radio, do you reckon anybody's ever gotten a penis and put it in a pipe?
0:04.1	Well, someone smoked it? I'll worry about that. We have a new Sans Spence YouTube channel, hilariously named Sanspent Cinemascope, because I guess we thought having a word hardly anyone knew that was difficult to type was a clever thing to have in our new channel name. This channel is the place to go if you want to see our gorgeous faces, watch me Zamin and Adam play some sweet video games together, or any other little video thing we produce. Whenever I'm being filmed, I touch my face a bunch. It's like, I guess, a nervous Twitch. So enjoy that. Just head to Sanspan CinemaScoat, that's C-I-N-E-M-A-S-O-P-E, and. Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's special Patreon-requested episode of Shut Up a Second on surprises.
0:43.7	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:44.6	I'm Zay Bilotto.
0:45.5	And I'm Joel Dusha.
0:46.8	With today's our day's our week is, surprise!
0:50.8	It's beans.
0:51.6	Beans!
0:51.8	I'm doing beans.
0:53.3	Gotcha.
0:54.3	Surprise. Surprise.
0:55.2	Surprise.
0:56.4	Three beans in a pun.
0:58.4	What?
0:59.6	I wish I had a little...
1:01.4	Wreem.
1:04.5	That's the noise they make, yeah?
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:07.7	Just a boon.
1:09.2	Yeah. Just a boon.
1:19.9	So if you had to die from beans, how would it become?
1:21.0	Die from beans?
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