Trail of Blood
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Jackie kicks off 2022 by having a code red emergency clearing customs, shares her battle with that bitch Omicron, recaps Real Housewives reunion looks and gets disinvited from Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's impending nuptials.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:16.8 | It's 2022 and she's back! |
| 0:22.0 | First of all, I had coronavirus, second of all. |
| 0:26.0 | I had an ultra tampon fall out the left side of my leg and pool blood near my ankle, |
| 0:33.0 | like of a cock to ankle weight at the airport yesterday. |
| 0:36.0 | Thirdly, the reviews are in and allegedly Jackie Shimmel is a cocky piece of shit. |
| 0:44.0 | We're gonna cover all of the above, but let's start with the trail of blood. |
| 0:48.0 | Have you ever seen little Nemo? |
| 0:50.0 | Not finding Nemo? |
| 0:52.0 | Little Nemo. |
| 0:53.0 | Adventures in Slumberland based on fictional cartoon character Nemo. |
| 0:59.0 | Now Nemo falls night night on his mattress and then he goes flying through Slumberland only to discover nightmare land and battle the demon Morpheus. |
| 1:09.0 | That was one of my favorite movies as a child. |
| 1:12.0 | If you don't know what little Nemo is, I recommend doing some recreational drugs and then hit in the bitch shop. |
| 1:19.0 | If you're like in your 30s, you know what little Nemo is. |
| 1:23.0 | If you're a Gen Zier, you probably... |
| 1:25.0 | Is it Gen Zier, Millennial? |
| 1:27.0 | I don't...whatever. |
| 1:28.0 | If you know, you fucking know. |
| 1:30.0 | Now, Jackie, what does little Nemo have to do with anything? |
| 1:34.0 | First of all, DTF, second of all. |
| 1:37.0 | I want you to imagine little Nemo's mattress, okay? |
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