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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2011

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

From the Punch Line in San Francisco, Greg talks cold, coffee and the Caribbean.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Troops.

0:20.0

In a house Christmas jowler is one of Tenzo and Holley strewn across the streets

0:35.3

the taking down of trees and the final resolutions being stuffed into a box

0:40.4

the last three pieces of chocolate nod at the ones with teeth marks or nougat's

0:44.9

it's the end of the holiday season as we breach forward and look across the

0:49.8

bridge gapping the chronology that we've imposed upon ourselves as white

0:54.5

Europeans in this post-Christ era. Once more we look for the artificial boundary

1:00.8

that defines our life each time the winter solstice comes and we've forgotten

1:05.3

once again about lying in a shallower ditch with a fishbone

1:08.1

in our hair having wild sex with a sprig of Holley which is the original nature

1:12.9

of Christmas. Saturnalia gives way to the rising of the New Year and once again

1:20.7

we convene for the group cast smartest man in the world which we're doing

1:25.4

under the labor of vodka here tonight. Yes the vodka's commence is high at

1:31.4

top Alcoa Plaza here and the financial district which is colored orange on the

1:37.1

mural behind me because the blood of the workers is imbued in all the cement

1:40.5

you said upon here tonight. Once more from the cold confines of San Francisco

1:46.7

we get forward to the group cast and we welcome our festive live crowd here

1:50.4

tonight who's come to the punchline here in San Francisco where I'll be playing

1:53.3

all weekend long during the New Year's holiday so that people from Dublin

1:57.6

have somewhere to go and something to do.

2:01.0

I will say this I don't know if it's in my advancing year and I will say clearly

2:11.6

much more than this but first let me start with that I will say this really we

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