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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proof.

Yeah, what the hell, they ain't just saying. It's the fabulous Christmas edition.

It's the Proofmas podcast, emanating live from the koshery here and the

salubrious backroom of the Commodious Bar and Lubich on Santa Monica Boulevard

where it's fistmas all year long across from the pleasure chest and where the

chandeliers and the nudes once again scream, hockey, the holidays are upon us,

Borny in the city of David as a savior, unless you're in show business, then it's

just a week off.

And no savior born at all. So, excuse me, happy holidays everyone.

As my understanding is, it's that toys rust time of year.

It certainly is here in Los Angeles. I just got back from London and no, I don't have

an accent. Funny how I can go there, I even live there for five years and I

don't have any English accent at all. Madonna moved there about a week later.

It was like, I'm going down to the garden to have a cup of tea and you're like,

hey, Mary Poppins, when did you fucking swing in on your umbrella and shit?

How weak is your personality that you morph into whatever happens around you?

Does that mean I could take you to the Amazon and you'd have a plate through your

nose and a fucking spear in your ear and be coaxing a monkey down from a tree using

gook talk or whatever. I mean, honestly, maintain your personality when you go

elsewhere. It's fun not to be a tourist, it's fun to be a traveler.

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