Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Prupps.

Greg, how are you?

Happy New Year.

Los Ananas, Crospera, Anio.

E. Felici, John.

Once again, the smartest man in the world, Prupps Cast,

takes to the ether.

Here, from the salubriest confines of the graphic novel,

laden, toy, fucking chocoblock, full of baby melt,

here at the nerd melt, right here on sunset Boulevard,

where, uh, exactly, where single guys and single girls

often wear t-shirts with funny pictures on them,

and run into each other and talk about how Alan Moore sold out

and shit like that.

This is where we are on sunset, right behind me,

you can see a bunch of frizzetta covers,

I don't know who did the covers,

but a heavy metal magazine covers,

because I understand they're in here this month.

The nerd melt has so many things going on.

Last night, I was here doing a stand-up show,

and there was also free tattooing and a band going on as well,

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