All right. Well, I'm Slim Fast.

This is toxic and problematic. The podcast, or at least it's supposed to be half of us are here, I guess, today a third.

I don't know where Lazzal went because we usually tape the show

Friday mornings after we do the show on the air. And there's, you know, if we have a guest like we

do today, there's generally a short gap, I don't go smoke a few cigarettes. We say, hey, we're back

at this time. And today we were sending Summer, our producer, and myself, we were sending

texts like a group chat saying, hey, uh, you know, our guest will be here at this time.

We got this meeting minutes. And it didn't dawn on me until our guest arrived and Lazzel's not

here that Lazzar never actually responded to any of those texts. Go downstairs to look outside in the parking lot and I don't see his car. I think he's gone. So I think he's gone. I don't know if he forgot. I don't know if there was some sort of an emergency, but I'm not going to waste this opportunity because, like I said, we have a guest today. And it just happens to be my big brother. Ladies and gentlemen, this is my big brother, Josh. Summer was very excited to meet you, by the way. She had a... What would you say your image of my brother was in your head? I was imagining, like, you know, Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler? I was imagining you being, like, Jill or something with a wig. Jesus. Don't... You'd be like, hey, you ever heard Tomcatchi or something? I don't think that there are four of us, and I don't think that if you meet any one of us that you would guess what any of the other three look like. Well, that's true. Yeah, of the brothers. I've had, I think my high school girlfriend used to say, oh, no, I think you and your

brother look alike. And I said, okay, I figured she was talking about, who would you guess? Pat,

right? Our older brother, one of our older brothers. And she would always say, no, Josh, which is you.

And I just thought, you know, I would look at pictures of our dad, of my brothers, myself, try and see it. And I'm like, I don't see. She's like, oh, no, you two look quite a bit of alike. You're definitely brothers. Do you see it, Summer? I see the resemblance. You're both white. You both are wearing black. You both have a glass. It's got to be more than just, you know, guys who shaved their head and have a little bit of facial hair look the same.

Right. are wearing black. You both have glass. It's got to be more than just, you know, guys who shaved their head and have a little bit of

facial hair look the same.

Right.

The actual, like, you know, genetic resemblance I've always felt was pretty lacking in the four

of us.

I mean, different heights, different weights, different faces, different eyes.

I don't think we really resemble each other much, which is why Laszal always says that specifically, due to, you know, the age of our parents

when I was born, and, you know, the surprise angle of that that whole pregnancy,

Lasso strongly believes that our oldest brother, Don, is actually my father,

and that he got someone pregnant.

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