The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you, my man?

Never better.

How are you?

I'm great.

Good.

No problems.

Glad to hear it. On time. Weekend was great. Good. No problems. Glad to hear it.

On time.

Weekend was fine. Yeah? All good. Did you guys do anything? Like, noteworthy? No. I mean, you know. You stay busy, though, still. Even though, your kids are getting older. Oh, okay. Who did you play golf with your youngest? I played golf of my youngest once

and then I went by myself again.

Oh, nice.

Because my oldest and my youngest one went and played together. They don't like playing with me. I don't have a problem. Because I beat him. Punks. But the only thing I can still be at. I know he's not awake and listening to this because he'd be ready. And he would know

it's true. It makes them even angry. That's why they can't go. If there's any other sport, they can crush me at it. But this one, they're like, dude, you don't even hit the ball far. Like, you suck at this. I'm like, yeah, well, scorecard bitch. Se the story at the end.

They're like, you hit it right every time,

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