Toxic and Problematic, 05.04.24 "Hey Ladies"
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🗓️ 4 May 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.
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| 0:00.0 | And the Oh, Oh, Hi, hey, how are you? |
| 0:43.0 | Good. |
| 0:44.0 | Good. |
| 0:45.0 | And, and |
| 0:47.0 | And, |
| 0:48.0 | And, I And, |
| 0:51.0 | Hi. |
| 0:52.0 | Hey, how are you? |
| 0:53.5 | Good. You want one of these? There's two of them in here. |
| 0:57.5 | Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you have to charge it. |
| 1:00.5 | But we could leave it here and I could charge it for you |
| 1:03.0 | and then you'd have it when you need it. |
| 1:04.1 | It's a good idea. |
| 1:05.1 | A nice gift there? |
| 1:06.1 | Here. |
| 1:07.1 | Thank you, Pancho. |
| 1:08.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.1 | What is it? |
| 1:10.1 | It's a little pocket charger for your phone. |
| 1:12.3 | Like that thing you have in there or had in there. |
| 1:14.1 | Yeah. Pocket. Yeah, well pocket charger. Not as good as a pocket pussy, but I don't know actually. |
| 1:23.0 | You don't know, like you've never had a pocket. |
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