Monday, 05.06.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 7 May 2024
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
*We can't all be like Lazlo, signing our kids up for myriad activities and driving them from this event to that. Some of us would like a few more places where we can just drop our kids off for a few hours. You know, like the good old days.
*Love him or hate him, Tom Brady's Roast was pretty damn funny.
*Good news astronauts, your trouble-ridden rocket from that trouble-ridden aerospace company is ready to take you to space...we think.
*Kristi Noem says we shouldn't be upset that she shot her dog. We should be upset that Biden hasn't shot his dog.
*Highlights from The Roast of Tom Brady.
*The judge in Trump's hush- money trial says he's this close to sending the former president to timeout.
*Drake v Kendrick. How did we get here? Who won? Is it over? Snowcone helps us get to the bottom of the beef of the century.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the |
| 0:16.7 | valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:44.0 | the Church of LASLO has begun |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah, yeah |
| 0:50.0 | I can't hear me now. |
| 0:52.0 | It was my phone. Oh, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. How was your weekend? It was great. Great. What did you do? I was busy. Yeah. I had sports this weekend. Oh, what kind of sports? Well, let's see, it was all Chacho to be honest with you. |
| 1:04.0 | He had two baseball games Saturday |
| 1:09.0 | and then two baseball games Sunday and three football games Sunday. |
| 1:12.8 | Damn, did you win any money on any of his games? |
| 1:14.8 | You bet on his games? |
| 1:15.8 | I would think that there'd be other parents around the, you know, let's make things |
| 1:19.4 | interesting. |
| 1:20.4 | I feel like also there should be an app that it'll, since sports biting is legal, there should be an app that it's in sports biting is legal there should be an app if |
| 1:24.8 | Dave and Busters is going to use this app that they talked about they should have one that you can |
| 1:28.7 | use hey this guy wants to bet me over this game this little league game here and we're both here right I mean |
| 1:34.8 | unless there's some law that says that I can't imagine I would think someone would |
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