Town Planning
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
As our days grow shorter and our ear hair grows longer what better to reflect upon than the righteous placement of bollards and ethical commercial land zoning. Thank you then to Dan from Saint Bremen who has offered up town planning as this week’s source of lukewarm banter. Whatever you think you thought you remembered you knew about town planning, prepare to have a cost-effective, zero-emission, fully-accessible ideas-tramway built right through the middle of it.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by Honda, The Power of Dreams. |
| 0:14.0 | I bought this yesterday, I haven't eaten it or consumed it yet. |
| 0:18.0 | But I got this in Liddle. |
| 0:19.9 | It's my first of this kind. |
| 0:21.9 | It's a gut health shot. |
| 0:23.7 | Is that one of those gingery things or turmeric or whatever? |
| 0:26.4 | It says it's a cold press shot, gut health, |
| 0:29.3 | melon, carrot and ginger, rich in fibre, |
| 0:32.5 | one billion live cultures. |
| 0:54.7 | And no one can check. No one's going to check that, are they? No one's going to check that, are they? You haven't got the time to check that. And you could save yourself so much money if you just rolled a carrot on the floor on Aces. You're fine. Do you know what I mean? There's no need. A billion. So does that mean a billion different types of buyer? It doesn't mean anything. |
| 0:56.1 | It doesn't mean anything. |
| 0:57.5 | No one's counted that. |
| 1:01.6 | It means a billion individual, rich, literate cultures. |
| 1:05.3 | With their own customs music. |
| 1:06.2 | They're pro-gut. |
| 1:08.4 | They've all got a folk music scene. |
| 1:11.2 | A pro-gut museum. They've all got like a sort scene. A ProGat Museum. |
| 1:14.5 | They've all got like a sort of Berlin techno sort of part of town. |
| 1:18.5 | They're interested in startups but also in the welfare net. |
| 1:22.9 | And how can tech and creativity come together to create something truly new? |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah, they're absolutely flea-somatic. |
| 1:28.1 | I would admit, like, I have delved into that once or twice. |
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