Fifth Wednesday Pod Replacement Pod

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of mindfulness)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by Honda, The Power of Dreams.
0:04.4	Uh-oh.
0:15.3	Something feels wrong.
0:17.0	What is it?
0:17.9	There's something in my waters.
0:20.6	I've checked my still water and my bubbly water.
0:24.5	They both seem fine.
0:26.4	So what is it?
0:27.5	Hang on.
0:28.4	Pour that water down the plug hole.
0:29.7	It's going anti-clockwise.
0:31.7	Hang on a second.
0:33.4	We're in the wrong hemisphere.
0:36.0	Is that a myth that it goes anti-clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
0:39.2	I think that's a myth.
0:40.8	Also, what is clockwise and what's anti-clockwise?
0:43.1	The whole thing's just relative.
0:44.9	Oh, God.
0:45.4	As is, what's the north and what's the south of the earth?
0:47.9	That's completely decided by cartographers of the 19th century for some reason.
0:54.4	Possibly.
0:57.0	Listen, we're getting confused, and there's no wonder we're getting confused.
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