Donkey Milk Soap
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Even the most disciplined podcasters in the world are susceptible to the occasional whoopsie. So it is with this episode which, owing to circumstances outside but mostly inside the beans’ control, contains no listener topic suggestion but does contain a discourse on donkey milk soap which probably would have come up from the bean machine soon enough anyway to be fair.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Ben here. I'm just editing this episode. I've just got to the end of editing it, |
| 0:05.1 | and it strikes me that this episode is a little bit spicy, potentially if you're listening |
| 0:11.7 | with children. I know some of you listen with kids, but this episode is just a little bit more |
| 0:16.2 | lewd content warning than usual. So just to let you know that. And features scenes of Amorous Congress with a minor tour. |
| 0:25.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.1 | Anyway, enjoy. |
| 0:27.6 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:29.8 | Lude content warning. |
| 0:32.5 | Lude content, content, content, content. |
| 0:37.5 | Hoy! Hoy! content, content, content. Hey! |
| 0:37.7 | Hey! |
| 0:37.9 | Hey! |
| 0:38.1 | Hey! |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome to three bean salad. |
| 0:49.9 | Welcome. |
| 0:51.2 | Hello. |
| 0:51.8 | In the moments before we just press record, all three of us said words to the effect of, I don't have a single thought in my head. We've seen a lot of each other recently because of the old tour. I think the only news I have for years that I've, since I've last seen you, I've bought a Mattock. And that's my strongest... Hang on. A mat matto it's my strongest gambit is a mattock |
| 1:13.6 | is a shaddok far from it far from it is not a consumable it is the okay mike don't tell us what it is |
| 1:20.1 | don't tell us what it is okay let's play a game of mattock i think we can work this out from first |
| 1:24.0 | principles okay so it's unlike a shaddock slash pomolo slash pomelo. |
| 1:29.4 | Correct. Correct. So it's not a fruit. It's not a fruit. Correct. Okay. |
| 1:33.8 | Matic. Okay. Process of elimination. So far you've knocked fruit off of all things. |
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