TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang of dental nurses treating one surgery like a secret fart bunker.
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| 0:32.1 | This is a global player original podcast. Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content. |
| 0:42.6 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:44.7 | You are here and it is Thursday. |
| 0:47.6 | Hello, my darlings. |
| 0:49.0 | How are you? |
| 0:49.5 | My jingle of the week. |
| 0:50.2 | Well, yeah, welcome along to Luana, totally extra. |
| 0:53.1 | Hope you are swell. Swell. Swating. Swell in the hood. Ooh. Do you know, every week we should like think of a word. Like we should start at A. So like, hope you're awesome. And then you have to think of an A and then you have to think of an A. And then like the next episode it's going to be B. We'll see how many episodes last for but we'll give it a show today. |
| 1:13.5 | So let's start with A. |
| 1:14.5 | Hope you are feeling anal. |
| 1:19.4 | I'm going for awesome. |
| 1:20.8 | Hope you are all. |
| 1:24.5 | Amazing. |
| 1:26.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.3 | There we are. Brilliant. |
| 1:28.3 | As you can tell, our content today is shite, so it's over to you. |
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