"Leave the Moon alone!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her.
Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Kanye’s Wireless cancellation, Artemis ii, and Weirdo of the Week goes to a listener using the smell of her own arse to lure her puppy back indoors.
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| 0:00.0 | Babe, it's Gem. |
| 0:02.0 | Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy. |
| 0:05.0 | I can't even type right now. |
| 0:06.8 | I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested. |
| 0:13.1 | And it's making everything iconic. |
| 0:16.8 | So it's a bit noisy, babe's mabts is going off. |
| 0:20.3 | Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean. |
| 0:24.6 | Yeah, madame. |
| 0:25.6 | Got to go, hon. Thanks for introducing me to Canva. Love ya. |
| 0:29.6 | Let's stop there. |
| 0:33.6 | Being a soldier, it's exciting. |
| 0:36.6 | You already know that. |
| 0:38.3 | What you want to know is, what's in it for me? |
| 0:41.3 | I wanted to learn leadership skills from the experts. |
| 0:44.3 | I wanted to get paid to earn qualifications. |
| 0:47.3 | I wanted more confidence. |
| 0:49.3 | And I'll look, I'm on the radio. |
| 0:51.3 | That's what was in it for me. |
| 0:53.3 | Get skills, get qualified, get confident. |
| 0:57.1 | Army, recruiting now, search Army jobs. |
| 1:02.2 | This is a global player original podcast. |
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