'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation.
Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by a dog with a taste for yeasty belly buttons.
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| 0:00.0 | You know what you're getting with a wedding? |
| 0:03.0 | Wedding hats. |
| 0:05.0 | A baby in a waistcoat crying throughout the vows. |
| 0:09.0 | Themed tables. |
| 0:11.0 | Awkward best man's speech. |
| 0:14.0 | The plus one? |
| 0:16.0 | Hello. |
| 0:17.0 | People dancing in a circle. |
| 0:20.0 | Ruin rental suit |
| 0:21.5 | Sometimes in life you just know what you're getting |
| 0:24.5 | Like a luxury bed and a great night's sleep |
| 0:27.6 | You know what you're getting with Premier Inn |
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| 0:35.7 | A data boost |
| 0:37.1 | Are you on GIFGaf or something? |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah, they gave me a data boost. Just for joining. You mean data boost? Yeah, I got one too. I've been with them for ages. Ah, so you've got a data boost too? You're doing it again? Doing what? Saying data boost or weird? Am I? Join millions of members and get a data boost today. |
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