TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost story, and two outrageous confessions involving a mystery workplace poo and a 14-year fake obsession with penguins.
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| 0:00.0 | Shine Nightwalk London is a 10K half marathon or full marathon supported walk around the city at night on the 19th of September to raise vital money for cancer research UK. |
| 0:10.0 | It's also... |
| 0:11.0 | Everyone walking with all their colours, twinkling away. |
| 0:14.0 | We can actually see how nice London is and London is different at night time. |
| 0:18.0 | It's a celebration of life and it gives hope. |
| 0:21.0 | Being able to raise money for cancer research UK. |
| 0:23.8 | Step towards a brighter future and sign up at shinewark.org. |
| 0:27.8 | Together, we are beating cancer. |
| 0:30.3 | For unlimited all-day travel in London, think TFL. |
| 0:33.8 | With the daily cap fair frozen until March 27, travel as much as you like on tube, bus, Elizabeth Line, DLR and Overground, knowing you'll never pay any more than £8.90 in Zones 1 and 2. |
| 0:48.3 | Download TFL Go to plan your journey. To the Mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters. |
| 0:55.3 | Always use the same card of device when touching in and out for full terms and conditions such TFL fair capping. |
| 1:02.2 | This is a global player original podcast. Be warned, it's Deanna and this podcast contains |
| 1:07.9 | honest upfront opinions, rants, and general and explicit content. |
| 1:11.7 | But, you know, you love it. |
| 1:13.4 | Good morning. |
| 1:14.9 | Or if you're listening in the afternoon, good afternoon, |
| 1:16.9 | or it might be the evening, so good evening. |
| 1:18.4 | Or maybe a night feed. |
| 1:19.7 | Just wherever you might be in the world. |
| 1:22.0 | Welcome to Luanna, totally extra. |
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