'He left his wife for his own mother!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East.
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience.
Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the spotlight yet again in the Weirdo of the Weeeheeeeeeek(ah).
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| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. Hey, Lou Fannians. Please note that this episode was recorded prior to the recent |
| 1:09.7 | conflict in the Middle East. Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest up front opinions, rants, bans and general explicit content. But, you know, you love it. Whoa! Hello, everyone! You're right, Lou, are you a little roller coaster this morning? I'm cold. I just put this cozy little jumper. I like this little jumper. |
| 1:29.0 | It's like fair aisle style. |
| 1:29.9 | Is that the words? |
| 1:30.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:31.1 | It's from Oisho. |
| 1:32.1 | It's very nice. |
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| 1:35.4 | It's a fresh-ass week and we are very happy to be here. |
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