"I'm celebrating that he's died"
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco serves up a tv show, a drink and a powerful memoir.
Plus, Ian Huntley is dead, a woman in Thailand is happily dating identical twins (do they have identical todgers?), and don't give Lu water in a can.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Be warned, it's Luana. |
| 0:07.3 | And this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 0:10.1 | rants, bans, and general explicit content. |
| 0:12.2 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:14.4 | Good morning. |
| 0:15.1 | Good morning. |
| 0:16.3 | Oh my gosh, we've gone bogey. |
| 0:18.5 | We've gone on holiday. |
| 0:19.7 | We're on holiday. |
| 0:20.4 | We're on holiday. |
| 0:20.4 | The podcast is on holiday today at the |
| 0:22.3 | mothership on tour on tour we're on tour we're at global we've popped into global hq yeah |
| 0:27.8 | the chairs aren't as pink it's a bit gray there's no luana really a little nice little side behind |
| 0:35.6 | yeah but we don't have like well we haven. I haven't, we haven't got our lip stuff that we like. Actually, I've got some in the handbag. But what we have got, so yeah, we've popped into Luana HQ. Every now and again we do it, guys. It's always nice. I haven't done it for ages. Take your top off. |
| 0:55.6 | Take your top off. |
| 1:28.8 | Strip. Have you got anything right under it? I do, yeah, have a t-shirt. Why don't you take off then? Strip, strip, strip, strip, strip. Maybe a second, I'll just settle. But the good news is, guys, it is Luana and Imo always. And thank God it is Luana animo because at one point it could have just been Annamo. Animo. It wouldn't have worked. That would have been it. You can't get rid of me. It would have been RIP'd. It would have gone to the gravely. But we've got her back. Thank God because obviously. I'm back from, I'm so happy to be here. Good. We can see see it's a little grey for your liking but you're so happy you're back I was too back I was too back |
| 1:32.5 | anyway yeah I know so I just came back two days earlier and I did bring the kids with me I |
| 1:38.8 | thought should I leave my kids should I just come back for work and I thought it was |
| 1:44.1 | best to bring the fam in case I then couldn't get back. Exactly. With the current conflict, I think family must sit together. Our friend Nicole did get stuck in England and her kids were in Dubai. Well, look, tell us, Lou, because I mean, bloody, I mean, obviously, guys, we have been chatting all the time whilst Lou's been in dobs. And obviously, we all know what's been going on with the conflict. |
| 2:02.3 | It's bloody awful, left, right and centre. First of all, talk about that. How has it been in Dubai? Because I think everyone is pleased to see you back safely. And obviously, we've been keeping in touch about it. It really isn't as bad as the UK media making out. In what way? Well, they're like making out, everything's on fire and it's all being blown up and people |
| 2:21.0 | coming back. |
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