TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Prezzo Italian. |
| 0:03.7 | There are so many things to think about when you go out for a meal with the family. |
| 0:07.5 | Will everyone get something they like? Is the food nutritious? |
| 0:10.3 | And why am I always the head of entertainment at the table? |
| 0:13.1 | Well, we say me la grazie to Prezzo Italian for their Kids Club subscription. |
| 0:18.7 | It makes family dining a lot more joyful. |
| 0:21.5 | Hooray! All you have to do is pay just $1.99 a month and you get up to three kids who can |
| 0:28.4 | enjoy a free three-course meal with one full-price adult main. Now you can choose some loads of |
| 0:33.8 | amazing Prezo favorites from the kids menu, feel good food like rainbow pasta that's got hidden veg. Oh Prezzo, you're so sneaky. The kids also get 3D glasses and games |
| 0:44.3 | to keep them entertained because happy kids definitely means a calmer table. But the best bit, |
| 0:49.4 | this offer is available all day, every day. The Prezzo Italian Kids Club subscription is available exclusively on the Club Prezzo app. |
| 0:57.6 | So, download the app today. |
| 0:59.4 | Standard Kids menu only, pause or cancel any time, no contract, no hassle. |
| 1:05.6 | This is a Global Player Original Podcast. |
| 1:09.2 | Be warned, it's Luanaana and this podcast contains honest, upfront |
| 1:12.6 | opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content, but you're here and you know you love |
| 1:18.3 | it. It's Thursday. Good morning, you little beauties. Top of the morning. Hope you're having a soccer week. |
| 1:24.4 | Top of the morning, Tiana. Top of the mountain and a cold, breezy day. I just wanted to say the heather looks beautiful up here. Oh, beautiful. This is Lou Anna, totally extra. Of course, this is your episode. She's Lou. I'm Anna. Imogen. Oh yeah. Is over there, Rimo. There she's, Arreite. I can't do Scottish.ish arreite reminds me of when uh we did this isn't |
| 1:47.5 | the other week on extra i spent all my lot of my teens in uh glasgow did you that's where i |
| 1:53.6 | just because we had really good family friends who were kind of like almost sibling esk you know |
| 1:58.6 | where you go and stay for a long time. Do you have any Scottish romances? |
| 2:03.5 | Yeah, kind of. |
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