'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history.
Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Prezzo Italian. |
| 0:03.7 | There are so many things to think about when you go out for a meal with the family. |
| 0:07.5 | Will everyone get something they like? Is the food nutritious? |
| 0:10.3 | And why am I always the head of entertainment at the table? |
| 0:13.1 | Well, we say me la grazie to Prezzo Italian for their Kids Club subscription. |
| 0:18.7 | It makes family dining a lot more joyful. |
| 0:21.5 | Hooray! All you have to do is pay just $1.99 a month and you get up to three kids who can |
| 0:28.4 | enjoy a free three-course meal with one full-price adult main. Now you can choose some loads of |
| 0:33.8 | amazing Prezo favorites from the kids menu, feel good food like rainbow pasta that's got hidden veg. Oh Prezzo, you're so sneaky. The kids also get 3D glasses and games |
| 0:44.3 | to keep them entertained because happy kids definitely means a calmer table. But the best bit, |
| 0:49.4 | this offer is available all day, every day. The Prezzo Italian Kids Club subscription is available exclusively on the Club Prezzo app. |
| 0:57.6 | So, download the app today. |
| 0:59.4 | Standard Kids menu only, pause or cancel anytime, no contract, no hassle. |
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| 1:44.3 | explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 1:47.5 | Hola, me yamo Louisa. |
| 1:50.9 | Je teme, |
| 1:52.4 | I'm, |
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