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My mother-in-law gives my partner and I a hamper every Christmas, filled with lovely goodies to share, and then a few individual items that are wrapped.

For the past three years, the mother-in-law has gifted her son a scrub daddy.

Oh.

Yeah, the little sponges with the face in them. Bloody ages ago, he once mentioned that we needed one and since then, without fail, she's bought him one, wrapped it up and given it to him for Christmas. I can't lie, it is a handy gift. Yeah. They're great little sponges. But I now have a family of the smiley little bastards in the cupboard under the sink. He also can't be mad at her because she's so genuinely happy to see him unwrap it and says, Oh, because you were needing to buy one. Neither of us have the heart to tell her that she's bought the same thing for the past three years. Does she not know? Maybe she's seen her. Perhaps I'll let you know if he gets another one this year. I probably don't need to be anonymous, but I don't want to miss out on my own porn star name. Call me Anita Han Jab. Lots of love to you all. I think that's so cute. Scrub daddy. I think that's really cute. Didn't that old Hinch face woman? Hinch face, brilliant.

She made the scrub daddy.

Did she?

I think she made it better thing. But sometimes parents, we actually, my brothers and I had to kindly break it to my mom who she does like a little, she does like a little miniature stocking for us three with like practical things. And we did have to tell her that we you know the the annual deiser for our car

which is in our practical stocking.

I do that is really good but we've all got we all realised we've got so much backed up of the

deiser.

Why aren't you using it?

Well we don't get that much ice clearly I think to use it all up so we were like we love

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