'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.
Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it in the ear from Lu.
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| 0:00.0 | Shine Nightwalk London is a 10K half marathon or full marathon supported walk around the city at night |
| 0:06.0 | on the 19th of September to raise vital money for cancer research UK. |
| 0:10.0 | It's also... |
| 0:11.0 | Everyone walking with all their colours, twinkling away. |
| 0:14.0 | We can actually see how nice London is and London is different at night time. |
| 0:18.0 | Celebration of life and it gives hope. Step towards a brighter future at shinewalk.org today to get 30% off your entry. Together, we are beating cancer. Teas and Cs apply. We're on for five a side tonight? Yeah, mate. Now that's what I'm talking about. What are you looking at? Just some new to got her to send me. |
| 0:38.7 | And she's cool, but her? |
| 0:39.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.4 | As long as I don't share them with anyone. |
| 0:42.5 | Here, send them to you, but keep them to yourself. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, yeah, sure. |
| 0:47.2 | Sharing intimate images of her without consent is abuse. |
| 0:51.6 | Enough. |
| 0:52.7 | End violence against women and girls. See it for what it is. Visit gov. Enough. End violence against women and girls. |
| 0:55.2 | See it for what it is. |
| 0:56.7 | Visit gov.uk. |
| 0:58.4 | Forward slash enough. |
| 1:02.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:05.7 | Be warned, it's Luana, |
| 1:06.7 | and this podcast contains honest, |
| 1:08.2 | upfront opinions, |
| 1:09.3 | rants, and general explicit content. |
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