'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls record in their PJs after a sleepover, the start of our OnlyFeet content, Lu reveals her very bougie plans for her 40th in St Barths (kids very much not invited) and Anna shares what might be her lowest-ever moment involving a massage, a leaking nipple and a pair of black jeans.
Plus, the girls debate friendship politics, a listener discovers her 97-year-old granddad’s stiff gel and saucy DVDs, another wrestles with the guilt of moving abroad and we dive into haunted cottages. Oh, and Lu ISN'T AN AIRBNB.
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| 0:00.0 | You know that guy I've been seeing? |
| 0:01.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.2 | Turns out my sister's been seeing him too. |
| 0:05.2 | Oh, really? |
| 0:06.0 | And I heard he's been seeing Kelly at number 56. |
| 0:09.0 | And Dave? |
| 0:10.3 | Your brother? |
| 0:11.0 | Yep. |
| 0:12.1 | Spex savers opticians and audiologists own and run their stores. |
| 0:16.6 | So your care is their business, which can make them rather popular. |
| 0:21.4 | I've got something to tell you. |
| 0:23.5 | I've got half an hour with him this afternoon. |
| 0:26.0 | Speck Savers, your care is our business. |
| 0:28.9 | Book an appointment today. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:35.8 | Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, |
| 0:40.6 | and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 0:43.3 | Also verbal diarrhea from me. |
| 0:46.0 | Good morning. |
| 0:48.3 | We're in PJs because it was Luanna sleep over last night, which really rock and roll. |
| 0:53.9 | We didn't go to bed |
| 0:55.2 | till 9.30 |
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