TOTALLY EXTRA: Pharmacy Rants , a Washing Up Petty Polly & Step-Uncle Fantasies

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Our halloween plans, more misheard lyrics, the return of bellends in birth, wedding dilemmas, an unfortunate live bathroom event, revenge served a bit damp and sex fantasies about a step-uncle.

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0:43.4	a fortune. Oh, iconic.
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0:49.2	and on the app.
0:52.4	This is a
0:53.2	global player original podcast.
0:55.8	Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.
1:02.7	But you know you love it.
1:08.3	I think Halloween laugh.
1:10.3	I think we blew our load on Monday.
1:11.7	Welcome to Thursday.
1:13.0	It is, of course, Halloween tomorrow.
1:16.6	What are you doing for Halloween girls?
1:21.2	We are doing latexistrict.
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