" I was trying to remember who I lost my virginity to..."
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're reminiscing about bonfire night, delve into what happened at Lu's psychic dinner party, and Lu tries to remember who she lost her virginity to.
Plus, a cruise crapuccino mishap, a pregnancy dilemma, the value of sport for school girls, a man who pretended he was blind for years and a morbid weirdo.
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| 0:47.2 | You're the first to unload at the market. |
| 0:50.9 | The first to get on your knees and screed that floor. |
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| 1:00.9 | We thank you. |
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| 1:12.1 | This is a Global player original podcast. |
| 1:15.8 | Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 1:20.4 | rants about some general explicit content. |
| 1:22.6 | But you know you love it. |
| 1:23.6 | Hello-ha! |
| 1:24.8 | Good morning, good morning. |
| 1:27.3 | Right, can I just say, hi, Luana, Emma. We're straight in this morning. |
| 1:32.5 | Oh, it's November. Oh, it's November. Oh, it's Bonfire Night coming up. Do you know what happened on |
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