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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's Halloween week! - So we've dressed up, and that's about as far as we go. We get Anna's Jamaica sex club story, a fact about pumpkins and a story about losing your virginity that's not one to forget.

Plus, Kim Kardashians pube wigs, the child smacking ban and Imo has a rant.

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0:00.0	It's another day at Screwfix and Samo Farrah is still getting to grips with things.
0:04.1	So, Mo, with Sprint delivery, we get the order to them in as little as 20 minutes.
0:09.8	Mo?
0:10.6	Mo!
0:13.8	Done. He was on the 18th floor.
0:16.9	Nice work.
0:18.8	But, you know, we used delivery riders, right?
0:22.2	Oh, now you tell me.
0:23.7	Sprint here in as little as 20 minutes.
0:25.9	Screwfix.
0:26.8	No stopping you.
0:28.1	Conditions and geographical restrictions apply.
0:30.0	I'd never met anyone like him.
0:32.4	We'd drive around Rome on his Vesper.
0:35.4	And he'd read me poetry from the old steps.
0:39.5	And that's when I knew I was in love.
0:43.6	I didn't know you and Grandad met Italy.
0:46.5	Don't know.
0:47.3	We met the following year.
0:49.3	Grand!
0:52.3	Anyway, Paris was even wilder.
0:55.8	Getting to know Gran before she was Grand.
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