TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East
On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims.
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| 0:52.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:55.6 | Be warned, it's Luana. |
| 0:57.0 | This podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 0:59.3 | spants and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 1:03.5 | You know you do, because you tell us you do, and we love you. |
| 1:06.2 | Good morrow and welcome to Thursdays, Luana, totally extra. |
| 1:09.6 | Who are you? |
| 1:10.4 | I'm the Lou Machine. I am the A-dubs. And you are? The Minge. Minge. Minge. Minge. And we have on the floor in the corner, are you talking this week? Or are you still upset with people? No, I'm bursting for a wee, so... She's not talking. Right, not talking. She's lost the ability to talk. She needs a wee so much. Anyway, it's Thursday. We are, of course, bringing you that extra spice of Luanna. Extra rants, extra chats, extra confessions, extra stories. This is all about you. If you are watching on YouTube, hello, please subscribe now. And if you are listening, please do follow us on your favourite podcast platform. It's normally in the top right hand corner. You can click follow now. We've got our first message. Let's see what you got for us this week. Lefanians. The first dumps a message from Anonymous, so Lola Lickalot. Brilliant.anna and crew but a long time listener first time contacting |
| 2:03.4 | well done we always get you in the end I was listening to one of your Thursday episodes for |
| 2:07.8 | weirder of the week regarding the lady who while mid shag with an ex the mama oh yeah we've got a lot |
| 2:13.2 | about this this is set off a lot of a lot of things for people yeah entered the room and got into bed |
| 2:19.5 | with them well while i was with my ex we were visiting his mother he wanted a bath as i had not |
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