'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔.
Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues.
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| 0:00.0 | The year is 1988. |
| 0:02.5 | The UK's youth go all big fish little fish cardboard box at the hacienda. |
| 0:08.5 | While in Bolton, England, three young Warburton's, Jonathan, Brett, and Ross, joined the family business. |
| 0:16.1 | They quickly set about developing the world's favorite trumpet. |
| 0:20.1 | I have no idea what that is. Warburton's, |
| 0:24.0 | toasting 150 years. |
| 0:27.0 | Visit warburton's.com.uk |
| 0:28.9 | to verify. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a global player |
| 0:33.9 | original podcast. Be warned, it's Luana |
| 0:36.8 | and this podcast contains honest, up-front opinions, upfront opinions, rants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it. Good morning, welcome top of the morning to you. How are you all? Welcome one and now. Let's get down with this. Welcome one and welcome all. Hi guys. Welcome to another fresh week in Luana Land. It is of course Luana the podcast. |
| 0:54.5 | It's looking fresh. She's done her hair. How do you do that to your hair? Just blow dry it now. I washed it. I then used my shark machine to blow it. Oh, how is that shark thing? Because it rivals the Dyson at like half the price. Does it? |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.8 | It's not even on Reco Seco. |
| 1:13.1 | This is a bonus. |
| 1:13.7 | Do you know what? |
| 1:14.3 | I might do for content, social media manager Bex, I might compare the Dyson to the shark. Do you have a shark? Well no, I'll just use it my eyes. Talk us through the shark. Have you got the Dysony one with the curly thing so I could do a comparison? |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah, so I've got the heads I've got, I've got the like, almost like blowout one. I've got the one that's like the long thin strip thing. And then I've got, you know, the one that's like a normal blower, but it's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I've got the curly. And it sucks your hair like the Dyson does. |
| 1:45.7 | And I've... I struggle with that. I'm not going to lie. Oh, and I've got the diffuser for curly hair. I love my Dyson. I do love my Dyson. I stand by Dyson too. I will stand by Dyson too. But everyone always asks how I get my curls. And do you know what I use in my curls? Make up Joe. |
| 1:59.7 | Make up Joe when I'm working. |
| 2:01.3 | No, I absolutely rate my babblous hair wand, which I've had for years and I've got the upgrades, upgrades and upgrades. That babblous hair wand is an absolutely... Old ones are going. So do I. Old one is the best. You use it as well, don't you? I can't use the hair one because I'm like a bit disabled in my technique. |
| 2:19.3 | So one, I go like the same way on both sides and you have to switch your sides. |
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