TOTALLY EXTRA: Ants in the Flaps, Crash Confessions & 5 Mins Peace
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: An ill woman letting her child push candle wax into the carpet... all for 5 mins peace, a sexual escapade leading to red ants somewhere you do not want red ants, crashing without insurance (eek!) and COME ON THE RED ROSES!
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| 0:03.9 | Gets what's back, baby. Mm, your libido? I wish, no. Married at first sight. Oh, I can't wait. What's not to love? Total strangers saying, I do, before they've even had the chance to say, How do you do? I know, this is why we love it. It is a bit of a gamble. You don't even know if he snores or worse. |
| 0:22.6 | Well, therein lies the fun. |
| 0:24.5 | Yep. how do you do? I know this is why we love it. It is a bit of a gamble. You don't even know if he snores |
| 0:21.6 | or worse. Well, therein lies the fun. Yep, they have been matched by relationship experts. So |
| 0:27.9 | there is a chance, babe. It will be happily ever after. But equally, it could be a total train wreck, |
| 0:33.2 | which, let's be honest, makes a better telly. Yeah, it does. But guys, get ready. Strap on in for your new TV obsession. The group chats are going to pop off. What can I say? I mean, I like my friends to have a watch along with Anna kind of experience. Don't miss, Marriott at Fersight. Stream now on Channel 4. At Vanham, we understand the things in life that mean the most |
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| 1:24.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:27.6 | Be warned, it's Luanna. |
| 1:28.7 | This podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 1:31.3 | Ranspance and general explicit content. |
| 1:33.7 | But guys, you know Luanna. |
| 1:35.1 | You know you love it. |
| 1:36.1 | Good morning, you little beauties. |
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