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🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
!Trigger Warning for sexual abuse & rape.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Iiiiiiiiiits the ailment of the weeeeheeeeeek - Anna thinks she has sepsis. The rest of us aren't so sure. Imo's been electrocuted, Lu doesn't think Americans have any style and we're all obsessed with the Traitors.
Plus, more justice for Gisele Pelicot, a very interesting couple dynamic that we might try out ourselves and eating baby food.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner for this episode, M&S. At M&S, you can shop all your favourite brands online, like Calvin Klein. What? Sorry, did you just say Calvin Klein? At M&S, I mean, babes, what? Shut the front door. I'm serious. You can get a gorgeous dress from nobody's child. You love that brand. I do. Some sweaty, Betty leggings. And them. Personal favour of mine. Even the next viral M&S jacket all in one go. Stop it. I'm actually genuinely lost for words. On a podcast. This never happens on the queen of a waffle. I know. And that's the thing. People don't realise that M&S sells brands online. |
| 1:01.1 | Now, this is, Babes, a total game changer. I mean, actually, what is is, it's dangerous. I mean, you're telling me that I can bag some whistles, a bit of Tommy Hill figure, maybe some Puma trainers, and... And I can get it all delivered straight to my front door. You don't even need to leave your house. Exactly. Marks and Spencer.com is basically your one-stop shop for your whole wardrobe. Clothes, shoes, the lot. |
| 1:05.8 | Right. Well, consider my bank account shaking. Same, same. And honestly, don't just take our word for it. Check out all the brands at M&S. Just go to marks and Spencer.com. |
| 1:10.6 | Like, genuinely, like, pause the pod. Like, have a little browse and you can thank us later. Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Channel 4 and E4. Gads what's back, baby. Your libido? I wish. No. Married at first sight. Oh, I can't wait. What's not to love? Total strangers saying, I do before they've even had the chance to say, How do you do? I know, this is why we love it. It is a bit of a gamble. You don't even know if he snores or worse. Well, therein lies the fun. Yep, they have been matched by relationship experts. So there is a chance, babe. It will be happily ever |
| 1:45.3 | after. But equally, it could be a total train wreck, which, let's be honest, makes a better |
| 1:49.2 | telly. Yeah, it does. But guys, get ready. Strap on in for your new TV obsession. The group |
| 1:56.5 | chats are going to pop off. What can I say? I mean, I like my friends to have a watch along with Anna kind of experience. |
| 2:03.2 | Don't miss Married at First Sight. |
| 2:04.7 | Stream now on Channel 4. |
| 2:08.9 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 2:12.6 | Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 2:22.2 | rants, bans, and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 2:23.7 | Hi guys. |
| 2:25.2 | Good morning everyone. |
| 2:28.8 | I've not seen you guys for ages but I did only see you last week. Yeah, I feel like we saw each other yesterday. |
| 2:31.2 | But maybe you've just been in like Lululand. |
| 2:33.5 | I feel like I'm in a twilight twilight |
| 2:36.8 | twilight do do do do do do do you do you do you do you imagine can i just think morning everybody |
| 2:41.9 | we're on we're on one today morning imaging morning some all so can we say something exciting |
| 2:48.7 | what's that something exciting is that immo for i would say 75% of our |
| 2:55.0 | records isn't in the room with us but now she's going to be in the room you know why 90% and do you know |
| 3:01.3 | why because every time it counts as an office date for her because now the big bosses want people more in the office. So this is an office day |
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