'I was let loose...and I took it too far!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Ivor (I've always wanted...) comes out in full force as Lu buys THE MOST LUISA golf buggy you've ever heard of for Dubai, Anna's started her HRT journey, mobile petting zoos, pingpong shows and a ladybird invasion.
Plus, scientific breakthroughs, fart spray and an actual Widow of the Week.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:05.9 | Be warned, it's Luanna. |
| 0:07.5 | And this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans and general explicit content. |
| 0:12.7 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:14.9 | Hello. |
| 0:15.6 | Good morning, good morning. |
| 0:17.8 | Welcome to a fresh old week in the world of Luanna. |
| 0:20.5 | I'm a bit chilly. A bit killed. I mean, we're very much into what I call the snuggily part of the year. It's all the cardies and... I've been putting my fire on whilst I've been watching The Traitors, which is amazing. Everyone's loving the traitors. How am I'm very well. We've got Imogen here as well. Obviously, though. Bex is in the corner. |
| 0:40.1 | Bex is in the house. I've got a cardion. I love this duck. It's really nice cardi, actually. So it's from that cider. Have you ever bought anything from there? That is lovely actually. |
| 0:51.1 | I was in the Celebrity Farm Shop the other day |
| 0:53.0 | and there were some really cute socks |
| 0:55.1 | and I was really looking for a pair |
| 0:56.4 | that had ducks on it for you but they didn't have any ducks. I have got a pair of ducks. I know you did but I was like I really wanted to find a little ducky ones for you that they were nice. Oh, I'm always put Iva. In the chat. Is this from last Thursday? Right. You two are going to die. Right, so go on. |
| 1:11.0 | So, you know, I was in Dubai. |
| 1:12.6 | Also, if anyone doesn't know, Lefani is, Iva is her name name with the I've always wanted. This is her, I call her Varuka Salt. It's the, I want this. Daddy, get me a pony. All my family call me Iva. Yeah, go on. something and I'm like, oh, I've always wanted. |
| 1:26.2 | So now it's either. |
| 1:27.2 | So Lou's obviously got her Dubai gaff as well. |
| 1:29.6 | So go on. |
| 1:30.1 | Right. |
| 1:30.4 | You've been to see that. So I thought, well, I need a golf buggy in my gavs. So basically for those that are hardcore fans, last year we rented a house in Dubai. We've now bought a house because false economy renting there. It so expensive and so and why not quite honestly |
| 1:45.4 | needed my own golf buggy for my new pad basically why well because you can go around so like |
| 1:51.7 | in Dubai like my house is in a community oh like a gated gate a community you can like buzz round it |
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