Total Creepout!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk in the locker room Earthworm peens Long dong silver No dancing! Hump your workout? Nothing is more creepier Fit check! Pubes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Time for a normal workout where the coach is just there to tell me to pedal harder.
0:04.0	Feast from Beauty of the Beast.
0:07.0	I say smash in beast form.
0:11.0	Pass in here before.
0:16.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:19.0	This is my leaf fitness.
0:21.0	If you're gonna come here, you're gonna keep your dick away.
0:24.0	Stop staring in the mirror. Don't look at the girl.
0:26.0	Don't even think about dancing. That's creepy creeper said.
0:29.0	Right kind of headphones. Right outfit.
0:31.0	Yeah, and then forget. Take that superman outfit off.
0:34.0	We talk about Amanda. I got a Nike shirt and Nike pants.
0:36.0	What are you talking about?
0:38.0	No matching shirts in this club. I won't have it.
0:40.0	Trying to keep the women around here safe.
0:44.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:49.0	The heart wants what the heart wants.
0:51.0	Oh, yes and does. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
0:54.0	This is my dear friend and director of influencer anecdotes.
0:58.0	Chris enjoy.
0:59.0	Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
1:01.0	Dating ourselves. Dating ourselves. Dating ourselves.
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