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The Commercial Break

It’s Car Play Torture!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his tights A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? Do some leaping! Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone too far A man obsessed with pac man Protected by pac man $10,000 in quarters And he hasn’t even mastered it Where are they now? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Quite often I meet two holes, so that I can squirt.

0:06.0

If you squeeze the bag,

0:09.0

when you meet that little bit of resistance, usually means it's four.

0:16.0

Why you love it?

0:18.0

Which is children.

0:21.0

Sorry, don't pray.

0:23.0

Exactly, stop this nonsense.

0:24.0

This nonsense.

0:29.0

On this episode of The Commercial Break.

0:32.0

The Lion and the Lion!

0:35.0

I got my window down and I'm like,

0:38.0

Oh, fuck is this?

0:39.0

This is a new Mumford and Son's, what's going on?

0:42.0

And I look over outside my open window to see that there is a lady next to me,

0:46.0

and I meet she's in her seventies,

0:49.0

in her like, you know, Cadillac, you know, old Cadillac.

0:52.0

With her window down, and she's like,

0:55.0

The Lion and the Lion!

0:57.0

Is she thumbs up?

0:58.0

She's giving me the thumbs up!

0:59.0

The Lion and the Lion!

1:00.0

And I'm like,

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